"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
the term best friend is some serious shit don’t give just anybody that label
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.